Wait wait where?? Vermont, SC, or NJ??? Do tell!!
So it’s the day after the Olympia, which can only mean one thing…Jinney is obsessing!!!!! I have 12 weeks of gains (off season) left and then it’s balls to the wall prep for about 5 months. The plan this year is to qualify for nationals at the Vermont Classic in April and then compete at Jr USA’s in charleston, SC in May. If that is going to be too much financially then I may just do Team Universe in Jersey again but honestly, if I never went back to Teaneck I would be ok with that lol! That’s the current plan anyway!!! Now I just need a gameplay for some solid gains over the next 3 months. Usually I look at who is doing well in the pro world to see where the judging criteria is, but this year has proven that you just have to be your best and let the judges do what they’re gonna do because trying to figure out their criteria is pointless, they change every show. Onward and upward to a wider back, rounder shoulders, and more defined legs!!!
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Trying not to beat myself up too much…I definitely decided to not go to the gym this morning and am currently on my couch…and I just ate two pieces of banana bread…lawt. I’ve been super tired lately and I’m about to go about 12 days at GNC with no days off. So I decided to rest. Ok maybe I’ll hop on the treadmill before I get ready for work this afternoon. :) maybe…
Here it is!!! 1.5 tbsp butter (mashed), 3 tbsp flour, 1 tbsp white sugar and 1 tbsp brown - mix until crumbly, then add 1 tbsp milk slowly, prob won’t need all of it. You can add a dash of vanilla if you like, but a very conservative dash or it will be super strong. Then add your fixin’s - oats, choc chips, raisins, whatever! I am the worst fitblr lol!!
Ok my absolute favorite horrible but so delicious treat to make for myself after the kids go to bed and me and Mr. E are watching tv (given I am not in prep)…is “single serving cookie dough”. I found it on Pinterest and it’s basically butter, sugar, flour, a little milk (to be the “egg” part), and whatever add-ins you like. I like to throw in some oats and chocolate chips. And then I eat it with a spoon and tell Mr E “DONT JUDGE ME!” Lol :)
This girl is obviously my child. That is raw banana bread batter lol!!! She thinks it is the best thing ever. I know I know, we’re not supposed to let them have raw stuff…whatever, I ate the hell out of some cookie dough when I was a kid ;)